(Source: ceronprime)

sentiantthoughts:

sentiantthoughts:

I wonder what cocaine smells like

it smells like colors

moishacollins:

urrectum:

nosympathyforthedevilhere:

cosmo-gyral:

#basically the Doctor

#basically Dean Winchester

YOU SONOFABITCH FANDOM BLOGGERS, STOP RUINING MY POST.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

jabletown:

theletteraesc:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

Tho Grete Snayle aduanced as he were wood

Slymynge a pas to where the knyghte stod,

His schelle glyteringe uppon his backe

Lyke a gem-stoon clere but alswa blac.

The kyghte stoutly smote wyth swerde

the slymie speres and creyde “dere Loorde,

Myn swerde sticketh as if with glue!

I mooste booldley run aweye, halloo!”

The Snayle yaf chase, the knyght in feare sobbynge,

And thus endeth the tale of brave Syr Robyn.

LOLOLOL OMFG CAN I MARRY YOU

(Source: gallifreyan-gallimaufry)

queenfinchel:

My favorite game on tumblr is “Wait, is that John Green”

(Source: mrsjamiewellerstein)

tavidan:

arielthenerd:

marchingduck:

astropolice:

pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

i remember hearing this when i was a kid and just thinking….. that was the BEST damn insult i had ever heard. 

and yet its still relevant to today…

it’s a lot more relevant today actually

(Source: the-acid-erosion-of-my-life)

(Source: peregrint)

everyoneneedsaguardian:

explodeyfaces:

 #this is an accurate representation of me trying to introduce friends to a new fandom

#watching my favorite movie with my parents

(Source: blogsareforcats)

theartofknightjj:

You tought I was done with you Thorin!?

hahahahahahahahaha didn’t think so..

I’ve read the first chapter of the book now and I find Thorin playing a harp way too amusing.

Don’t you dare

to make fun of

MY HARP.

kurbique:

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars

s0med4yillchangemyf4te:

tea-kids:

anthonyarmenta:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

lol his small smirk makes me laugh and really brings out the monday of it all…..

I’ve missed this for the last few weeks, I feel sad

(Source: becausejensenackles)

saiderp:

thatderpwearingafedora:

tunapuss:

charlizesittheronmyface:

iwillalwayslovethefool:

Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well

what

they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”

SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?

MA, THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE 

(Source: polyandthenomials)

 #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

(Source: huntersonahotelbed)

the-ameriderp:

advanced-potions:

roses-and-phantoms:

“it’s so big” whispered england as america revealed his national debt

DON’T.

Do not post things like this.

We have started shipping planets.

Don’t make us ship countries too.