classyshippingblog:

random-nexus:

fermatastheorem:

humbleegomania:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

I wrote “fuck fuck fuck” and Shakespeare changed it to “embrace embrace hay roll”

then I took a minute to type this post and Shakespeare wrote to me: “Let not sloth dim your horrors, new-begot.”

Dickens called Poe ‘Edgar the ever-tormented soul.’

When I tried to write ‘it was a dark and stormy night’ Poe changed ‘dark’ to ‘gloomy.’

Wish I could’ve saved the little vid it made of the session, it was hilarious when they tried to yank the sentences out from under me.  This is what we (me and the google ghosts) came up with:

[It was the best of times, it was…  the most officiously zealous of times.  We of a certain disposition were utterly mad for being poverty-stricken urchins.  I can hardly remember what actual food tasted like. 

Me as well as Charles Dickens spent a lot of time collaborating on a plan to steal a tray of sticky buns.

“Perhaps someday we’ll not have to be so hungry all the time,” I said to Charles as he glared at a couple of our fellow urchins.

Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Edgar Allan Poe :( mocked us from a nearby doorway. 

“I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners,” said Dostoyevsky as he nibbled one of the potatoes we had stolen the day before.  He kept hiding them in in pants, where no one would go after them while he slept.

Emilyyevna Dickinson told him to bugger off, then.  Dostoyevsky pouted.]

Charles Darwin kibbitzed in the first bit, then Poe, and Shakespeare, Poe changed his name and added the sad face.  Dostoyevsky wrote his own dialogue, I just added quotation marks and went on from there.

Dostoyevsky also changed Emily Dickinson’s name, the little shit.  Hee.

I wish I’d made a vid, because I wrote something to Shakespeare and he put some really positive adjectives in front of it then Poe erased it and wrote some really negative ones, then when I wrote Poe’s name down a sentence later Shakespeare put ‘rubbish’ in front of Poe’s name

get a room guys

also someone should paste some harlequin romance novel porn in there forsrs

I just wrote a direct question to Shakespeare - he first replied back something by adding something along the lines of dashing and handsome in front of his name, then Poe rephrased that to “dreadful and lonely”.

To add, whilst writing this, Charles Dickens took the wheel and added, “Procrastination is the thief of time. Collar him.”

An Interesting How-To-Make-Eatables Site

http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com

It’s all shouty and in CAPS :E. 

SIAP DAH.

Theme-change mission for this blog is finally done. There had been a bit of a delay, because I’ve been stumped for ideas on further personalizing this excellent theme template from Manatopia.org. Towards the end, this is what I managed to come up with, and even then, I’m still not pretty sure if it looks homely to anyone tumblin’ into this blog. My aim was to find something pleasing to the eyes, not too bright and not too dark, and not too straining on the eyes to be having to squint and see. Most importantly, customizable font sizes. This blog enables me to change the posts’ font size (I purposefully chose 14), but the description’s font remains little, I’m afraid. My html know-hows are scant and very limited OTL…

Well, new year, new theme, so here goes. What do you think? Any helpful advice, ideas or constructive feedback from you would be quite appreciated. 

Cheers.

Hari ni kita buat misi menukar tema blog ni.

Kalau sempat, tukar jugak la tema blog2 lain. Tengah bersemangat ni :E.

One of the Many Minute Reasons Why I Love Tumblr

Aw, thanks so much, anon! I really appreciate it :D. I’ll be sure to spread the love around ;E.

(Source: ceronprime)

Sem 5 Results Are In

Alhamdulillah :D. GPA is much better than in Sem 4’s, and so is the CGPA, but I’m really going to have to strive harder to put it into the safe zone :3. 

Still, one thing - Spinal Rehab. I’m going to have to repeat it again in Sem 7. Well well, Ms. Azlynn, we’ll meet again…

Alhamdulillah, indeed. Now onwards for Sem 6 - study harder.

sentiantthoughts:

sentiantthoughts:

I wonder what cocaine smells like

it smells like colors

Google sure has a nice flash stuff set up in conjunction of today :E. I kinda heart the love stories they put up, funny and whatnot.

mu5icliz:

heirofthelonelymountain:

how to become murderer without worrying about the law in one easy step

• become a writer

(Source: williamowenherondales)

passerbyboy:

mother reminds me to take meds

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

(Source: lon-gnome)

wealldraw:

do you ever just

cant-you-see-imbroken:

vvorldwideweb:

keep-calm-and-geek-on:

vvorldwideweb:

scaraptor:

vvorldwideweb:

what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you

What if it does but we can’t hear it?

do u kno what screaming is

Silence is the loudest scream

deep

what now.